Fuck these stupid fucking raver people. No I don’t want to do coke and molly so don’t fucking make me. So pissed.

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Reblog if you’ve been told you have a nice penis.

(Source: hellotitsy, via eventualrescuer)

#dog  #funny  #pug  #cute  

#BigBangTheory  

#Ronnie  #Sammie  #Jersey Shore  #rahn  

#starting to picture peter every time i think of my bff  #not really but  

#frog gif  #omg  #dying  #dying  #dead  

#GIF  #pixar  #up  #dug  #<3  

#quotes  #funny  #sayings  #lol  #LOL  #dick  #sex  

Just packed up all of my hula hoops for the festival this weekend. All 45 of them.

The hobbit you just called fat? He’s skipping 2nd breakfast. The dwarf woman you called ugly? She spends hours braiding her beard so you can differentiate her from a dwarf man. The Uruk-Hai you just killed? He’s been abused by Saruman. See that Gollum creature with the gangly limbs & large eyes? For 500 years the Ring poisoned his mind. That Elf you just made fun of for crying? She just lost her wizard friend to a Balrog. Reblog this if you’re against bullying in Middle-Earth.

#omg  #reblog  #hobbit  #dwarf  #gollum  #lotr  #elf  #wizard  #ring